Mosquitoes – there are no words to describe how much I hate mosquitoes! Apparently, the feeling is not mutual, because they love me! Looking forward to being in mosquito free California.
Slow Internet – it’s not only slow, it’s also metered! Have you ever had a $300 dollar broadband bill? Exactly, slow and expensive – add insult to injury. FIOS better be in the Bay Area by now because I am ready for the smorgasbord “all you can eat” 50 Mbps so I can download half the Library of Congress if I so please!
Bangalore Traffic – hard to understand if you haven’t experienced it, but to put it in perspective: I’ll take the 405 at the 10 junction in LA at 6pm on a Friday any day! The thing is, all major cities have traffic these days, but what sets Bangalore apart (and many other Indian cities) is that beyond the crush of cars you have the Rickshaw Mafia (don’t mess), the motorcyclists with a death wish, the people on foot playing a real life version of frogger and the cows who are just plain dumb.
Speaking about Cows – I definitely won’t miss them. They have to be the absolute dumbest animals on the planet! Even after 2 years in India, the Uruguayan in me is unchanged: the best place for a cow is on a BBQ.
Drive to the BLR airport – the new Bangalore Airport is a definite improvement over the old one. The one problem is that it takes 2 hours to get there by car. That’s the equivalent of living in San Diego and driving to LAX for any of your flights, even domestic. The difference is that the new Airport is only 45km away (vs. 100 miles SD to LA), now you understand…
Flight between India & US – this was amusing at first, but the way home on our last US trip in October was just a grind! 24-30 hours in transit of which 20 are in-flight with at 13.5 hour time difference… looking forward to staying in PST for a while.
220 Volts – who thought this was a good idea? Everything sparks when I plug it in, fuses and light bulbs burn out constantly, plugs have to have switches and these worthless safety mechanisms just so kids (or adults) don’t fry themselves. Maybe it’s the Indian wiring, or maybe the voltage – I just hope my electronics go back in one piece!
Blackouts & the UPS beep – we are fortunate to live in a building that has a generator backup, but even so, blackouts are a pain. I won’t miss the nearly daily ritual: all lights go dark, fans stop, the stillness broken only by the annoying beeping of the computer’s Universal Power Supply. Then suddenly, the bone jarring coughing of the generator starting up spewing black soot into the air, the stench of diesel immediately overpowers you… it will be a pleasure to pay that PG&E bill.
Do you have 2 Rupee change? – if I did, I would have given it to you! For some reason there is a chronic shortage of small bills and coins in India. The jar full of candy by the register is not there to entice you into that spontaneous POS purchase, it’s for the cashier to use if he’s run out of 1 rupee coins!
Negotiating with Rickshaw drivers – thanks to Venu it wasn’t that often that I was relegated to commuting in quintessential Indian transport, the Auto Rickshaw. However, every time I knew that I had to I would dread the inevitable negotiation that would take place before I could even get in to the Rickshaw. The meters would be better utilized as coat hangers! If I can negotiate the price to double of what I know the fare should be I am happy! And forget about taking a Rickshaw when it is raining… that’s just extortion.
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